SCP-871 is a collection of 237 cakes. Instances of SCP-871 vary widely in appearance and size, covering the entire range of foods described by humans as "cake". The smallest observed instance of SCP-871 was a miniature cupcake with a mass of 15 grams. The largest yet observed was a 22-kilogram baumkuchen measuring 2 meters in length.

Powers and Stats

Tier: 10-C, Higher over time

Name: SCP-871, Self-Replacing Cake

Origin: SCP Foundation

Age: Unknown

Classification: Cake

Wielders: SCP Foundation

Powers and Abilities: Duplication, Regeneration (Low-Godly), Shapeshifting, Resurrection (Takes 24 hours)

Attack Potency: Below Average Human level (It's just a cake), Higher over time (If not eaten regularly by humans, SCP-871 would keeps replicating non-stop, which would cause the Earth to be uninhabitable within 80 days, and would still keep replicating itself after that)

Speed: None

Durability: Below Average Human level (If damaged in any way outside of being eaten by a human, which includes being eaten by non-humans, it will instantly regenerate. If totally eaten by a human, the cake will reapear in 24 hours)

Range: Melee, Up to at least Planetary over time

Weaknesses: It takes 24 hours for it to resurrect after being eaten by a human

Prerequisites: None