Gir Dog

But... I need tacos. I need them or I will explode. That happens to me sometimes.
Yay! We're doomed!
I'm gonna sing the "Doom Song"! Doom, Doom Doom, Doom!


GIR is a dysfunctional robot given to Invader Zim prior to his mission/banishment to the worst planet in the universe, Earth. It is unknown what the G stands for (a question asked immediately by Zim), although IR likely stands for "Information Retrieval". Despite being less-than-functional, GIR can occasionally function fully and even act as a potent tool (although this is very rarely).

Powers and Stats

Tier: At least 9-B, possibly 9-A | Probably 8-C

Name: GIR, Dog

Origin: Invader Zim

Gender: Genderless

Age: Unknown

Classification: Retrieval Robot

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Martial Arts (at certain times), Flight, Can Use Lasers, Can Use Firearms, Explosion Manipulation, Toon Force, Illusion Creation (Including fitting inside of a turkey only to explode out of it later), His Head is Essentially a Pocket Reality, Body Control

Attack Potency: At least Wall level, possibly Room level (Casually burst through a wall in his enraged state) | Probably Building level (He is literally a house on giant legs)

Speed: Probably Supersonic+ (Capable of flying across a huge city in seconds) | Probably Superhuman running speed (By right of sheer size should move at this speed)

Lifting Strength: At least Class 1 (Capable of picking up huge equipment) | Unknown

Striking Strength: Unknown | At least Class GJ (By right of sheer size)

Durability: At least Large City level (Survived Zim's Orbital Air Balloon, which literally flattened the entire city and destroyed most of that which was in it, completely unscathed) | At least Large Building level (Unscathed by colliding with other buildings)

Stamina: Nigh-Endless | Possibly Endless

Standard Equipment: Pig toys, Moose toys, Waffles, Cupcakes, pretty much anything he wants to imagine from that will go inside of his head | None

Intelligence: Unknown. He rarely acts as he is supposed to and instead prefers to be goofy | Unchanged

Weaknesses: Rarely acts serious unless he is in lethal danger | Unchanged

Key: Base | House Form


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