Citizens! It is time to be thrown violently to safety!

Duh! Paper or plastic? Hellooo? You have any idea what plastic bags do to the environment? I'm Al Gore's message of death, bee-yotch!

This place makes the best Chimichanga on the island. Don't even like Chimichangas all that much. I just love saying it. Chimichanga. Chimichanga. Chimichanga. Chimichanga.

Iron Fist is a beautiful Porn nickname.

Bring me more Pop Rocks and Dr. Pepper. Prepare to bathe my monkeys.

Say Jar Jar Binks is an abomination. Say it!

You have any idea how hard it is to find a joint that'll serve a guy in a mask and bandolier? They won't even let me into Taco Bell!

AAAAAAAAGHHH!! Packing chips! That's the greatest weapon on the face of the planet -- styrofoam packing chips! Just imagine getting nailed by some of these babies! Oh the humanity!

Snakes are nature's Swiss Army knives of murder. You can use them to bite, you can milk the venom out, or in a pinch you can strangle with them! Order your deadly snakes today! Offer not valid in Utah!

I like forbidden, possibly contagious fruit as much as the next guy... but the contract specifically said not to open the crate. Let's wrap it up and make our delivery.

Oooh, Deadpool, why does YOUR wiki page have THIS many quotes while WOLVY'S page only has THIS MANY?!? DON'T QUESTION IT!
— Deadpool


Deadpool is a loud-mouthed mercenary and anti-hero created by Rob Liefeld under Marvel Comics. Deadpool is a cancer ridden former mercenary who, through a rigorous process, was granted special superpowers via being injected with Wolverine's DNA. He has gained a popular name as a loud mouthed and sarcastic hero.

Powers and Abilities

Tier: At least 9-B physically, up to 9-A to High 8-C with weapons

Name: Deadpool, Merc With A Mouth, Wade Wilson, Deathstroke Ripoff

Origin: Marvel Comics

Gender: Male

Age: Unknown, probably in his forties (although his age could potentially be much higher)

Classification: Mutant Mercenary

Powers and Abilities: Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Expert Gun and Weapon User, Teleportation via Device, Martial Arts and Acrobatics, Demolitions Expert, Massive Resistance to Soul Manipulation, Physical Damage, Possession, Mind Manipulation of any kind (including Telepathy), Chemicals/Biological Manipulation via foreign agent, and even Precognition (to an extent, enemies are unable to analyze his abilities to copy or predict them, based on the fact that he himself cannot even predict his own movements), 4th Wall Awareness that grants occasional Precognition, Low-Scale Reality Warping, Toon Force, etc, Regeneration (Mid-High), Bag of Holding (Essentially, a bag that has a much larger inside than outside via spatial manipulation and pocket reality creation, AKA Hammerspace, Portable Hole, etc), Holographic Disguise Creation, Immortality (Type 1), Can enhance the energy of his katanas to increase damage and durability

Attack Potency: At least Wall level physically (Can match beings like Punisher and Wolverine, albeit with moderate difficulty in the latter's case, although is physically superior to Captain America), up to Room level to Large Building level with weapons (Capable of contending with Spider-Man to varying degrees with certain weapons)

Speed: At least Subsonic (Stated to be capable to move faster than a man can see, is significantly faster than Captain America) with at least Supersonic reactions (Capable of dodging gunfire casually)

Lifting Strength: At least Superhuman (By right of his superhuman physiology he is far above the strength of a peak human), probably Class 1 (Handbook states he can lift upwards of two tons)

Striking Strength: At least Class KJ+ (Capable of harming Wall level characters with physical strikes easily)

Durability: Probably Building level (Capable of surviving moderate wounds from Spiderman), Regeneration makes him incredibly hard to kill

Stamina: Massively Superhuman (Capable of fighting a large battalion of soldiers/ninjas casually while eating food/on a phone/etc and without breaking a sweat)

Range: Up to hundreds of meters with guns and other long range weapons, extended melee with swords, unknown with teleportation

Standard Equipment: Teleportation Devices, Hammerspace Bag, enormous arsenal of unknown weapons ranging from bazookas to prop guns to giant hammers, Dual Katanas, Dual Pistols, Image Inducer

Intelligence: Above Average, but considered petty and stupid by most characters- while he is able to analyze a combat situation very well he often lacks common sense

Weaknesses: By and large he is considered insane and maintains long term memory loss, among other mental issues, should his cancer be cured his regenerative healing factor would regenerate far beyond what his body can uptake and he would literally explode, he fears barnyard animals (such as chickens and possibly cows),


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